Manny The Monster, The Beast Of Onset

Sea Monster Devours 70 In Onset

he world as we know it was rocked when a 100 foot sea monster emerged from Onset Bay and attacked the 2011 Cape Verdean Festival in Onset.

The monster was described by witnesses as looking like "a moron photoshopped a swan," while others said it looked like the famous sea serpent which attacked Cape Ann in 1639. It struck without warning and went straight for the Cape Verdean Festival, where thousands of revelers were enjoying a cultural festival. It was described as over 30 meters long, with a generally Nessie-like appearance. It's head- at the end of a snakelike neck- was higher than the 40 foot high tower on the Inn At Onset Bay.