he Holy Father asked me to thank News of the Cape for providing such a blessed platform for our teachings. We are eager to spread the gospel of the Borgia Pope far and wide across God's wonderland of Cape Cod.Today the Popemobile traveled to an inflatible wonderland in Dennis. Holy Father was most disappointed to learn that this was a destination to experience children's bouncy games in giant beasts of the forests. His Holiness had a different kind of inflatible toy in mind but gives his sincere blessing for this wholesome endeavor.
After lunch, Holy Father walked across Town Cove from Orleans to Eastham to view the campus for the proposed Alexander Sextus Center for Holy Inquisition at the site of the closed Roman Catholic Church on Massasoit Road. Holy Father was saddened by the disrepair of the property. Heads will roll! Meanwhile, he ponders selling the campus to the Town of Eastham as a library now that their ill fated Jurassic Library was wait-listed by the Commonwealth.
As this post is written, the Popemobile is traveling to Provincetown to see what mischief lurks in the Devil's Playground this afternoon. We learned that Saint Timothy may be lurking there today and must observe with our own eyes. One of our followers reported a "meat rack" and something about a "tea dance" and we seek enlightenment of such strange things.
My children, the Holy Father, Saint Timothy and My Eminence look forward to the success of News of the Cape. May the blessings of Heaven pour down upon us all.
Blessings to all,
Your Loving Cardinal Borgia
Thank COD ! Our narrow-land is vouchsafed by your Holy presence.
ReplyDeleteI saw to assisted U.S. Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer at Patch's nuptials yesterday at the Kompound... hopefully the poor girl knows enough not to sleep on her tummy in future.
But I'm sure Amy is thinking the way Rose did, "I married for love and got a little money along with it."